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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend started smoking... ...so I slowed down and applied lubricant."

"Feeling tired as you struggle to get through the day? There's a nap for that."

"Why did the mangaka fire her assistant? She didn't like his tone."

"Cigarettes are like hamsters Perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire"

"I really want to get into BDSM I just need someone to show me the ropes"

"My dog is either dreaming or can't quite figure out how to shape shift."

"Why are pot heads always so condescending? They always think they're higher then others"

"How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian? Look at her beaver."

"My local bar had an amateur magic night, a gay magician sat on a bar stool and made it disappear. Thank you, I'll walk myself out."

"Phone rang for the 1st time in 4 months. My reaction was similar to finding a dead mouse on my porch. I circled it & poked it with a stick."