75498

Joke of the Day

"A Mexican Magician... ...told his audience he'd disappear on the count of three. He began counting ""Uno, dos..."" And he disappeared without a tres."

Next Joke
 
"Protip: Never look up from your breakfast if you hear the words ""gruesome discovery"" coming from your TV on the morning news."
"Women have all the answers to all your questions.nnnAnd you don't even have to ask."
"2 dads walk into a bar... One turns to the other and says ""that hurt""."
"Only when a mosquito lands on your balls do you realize That violence is not always the option"
"Native Americans are the most successful strippers. Cause when they dance, they make it rain!"
"Q: How do you sink a Polish ship? A: Put it in water."
"A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states."
"I went to a wedding today... I went to a wedding today, it went off without a hitch! Poor guy, this is the second girl that left him at the alter."
"I wish mirrors and pictures would get together already and agree on what I really look like."