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Joke of the Day
"I hate being bipolar. It's awesome."
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"How do you make an internet addict wait? I'll tell you later."
"Two clowns are eating a cannibal... One turns to the other and says ""Bob, I think we are telling this joke wrong..."""
"Pick a number, now add 7, divide by 4, write it down. Now get an apple, name it, show it a picture of your cat. Now go to bed,you're drunk."
"If you get a gift from me, there may or may not be a pair of scissors between the wrapping and the gift. I'm gonna need those back."
"Worst day. Had a tampon behind my ear all afternoon and still cant find my cigarette."
"""Genetically modified food is very much safe for human consumption"" the tomato on my plate reassuringly explained to me."
"What's the programmer's favorite drug? A line of code."
"A bear and a bunny... Are shitting in the woods. The bear asks the bunny: ""Do you find that shit sticks to your fur?"" The bunny says, ""No, why?"" So the bear picks up the bunny and wipes his ass."