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Joke of the Day
"*Squats down to look for food in the refrigerator* Fitness."
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"Damn girl, are you the brownie I just dropped on the floor? because you're hairy but I still wanna eat you"
"What's my favourite kind of trans-fat? Chaz Bono"
"My wife and I are screaming at each other from different toilets while our sons shoot each other with bb guns"
"I put my underwear on like anyone else. Backwards, two legs in one hole, falling down then decide it's easier to go without."
"I've just been reading about this toddler in China who fell eight stories out of a window. Apparently he was caught by a woman walking by. The kid was fine, and he was back in work the following day."
"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven was a six offender."
"My girlfriend is a lot like fast food I only come inside about once a year"
"What do you call a disembodied nose? Nobody nose. My 8-year-old niece claims she made this up. I have my doubts."
"What do people mean when they say kids are 'experimenting' with sex? Getting it on in a lab coat? Is that how you get a test tube baby?"