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"You know what a Rhetorical Joke is?"
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"Why did the stadium get hot after the game? Because all the fans left"
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"A Russian boy asks his father... A Russian boy asks his father ""Daddy, can I have 5 ruble to buy milk, bread, and vodka?"" to which his father replies ""20 ruble?! What do you need 50 ruble for?!"""