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Joke of the Day
"Why is Santa so jolly? He knows where the naughty girls live."
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"Women are like electrons Always trying to latch onto some Adam for a free ride"
"How did the knight know that his armor was made in China? He found a chink in it."
"""I wish some random guy from India would DM me!"" -no girl, ever"
"At first I was shocked by how graphic the sex scenes in Rise of the Planet of the Apes was.... Then I realized I was watching Interracial Gangbangs part 7"
"What was the most devastating thing in WW2. The environment was ruined from the gas."
"Don't know whether to be disturbed or enchanted that the word sesquipedalian is onomatopoetic"
"horsing around I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go into the bedroom and horse around, she said nay. I guess she just wasn't in the mood."
"Blond joke Why was the blond happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months? It said 2 to 4 years on the box."
"So I bought a fragrant candle the other day, but when I lit it nothing happened... It just didn't make scents."