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Joke of the Day
"Billy wanted to learn how to juggle... ...but he never had the balls to do it"
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"1. Take pictures of every cat in your neighborhood 2. Make missing cat posters with the pictures 3. Get all the cats"
"I bought an iBoat and it's syncing!"
"I'm high as a kite tied to Columbia... ...will explode any time."
"When Miley Cyrus... When Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer, it's ""Art"" and ""Music. When I do it, I'm ""Wasted"" and ""have to leave Home Depot"""
"Doubt this is welcome in /r/ShowerThoughts but thought of it there. How many rascist Drink names can we collectively think of? I'll edit the best ones into this post. Mine was ""*White Power*-ade""."
"The human body is 80% water, so we are basically just cucumbers with anxiety."
"The British Pound? You mean the British Ounce."
"What do you hear when Bill Cosby walks into the room? (Zzzzip)"
"What would she do for $20? Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something? A dirty joke? I'm trying to find it but I can't...."