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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear an enzyme. Courtesy of u/AVeryHappyCamper"

"My wife told me she wanted kinky sex... So I gave her the ghomeshi"

"Reasons I Don't Smoke Pot"

"My son's taking French and my daughter is learning sign language and now I have no idea what anyone's talking about anymore."

"Peter Parker's at a party He's offered a blunt. ""No,"" He says looking out the window at the skyline. ""That's not the Mary Jane I need."""

"Why shouldn't you sleep with a weatherman? They'll promise 12 to 14 inches, but you'll only get 3 to 5."

"... and on the eighth day, Satan created teenagers."

"""Do you come here often"", she asked... ""No, usually in my belly button"", I replied."

"I put the D in donut. And I do it quickly before any of my coworkers return to the break room *giggles*"

"I'm actually not sure if the Wife decorated the tree really well or she just created the best Lady Gaga outfit in history"