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Joke of the Day
"My wife told me she wanted kinky sex... So I gave her the ghomeshi"
Next Joke
"I'd rather drop a baby than my iPhone.... I mean I can make another baby.... But I have no clue how to make an iPhone..."
"Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house? It was made of pranks."
"When I was 6, Santa gave me coal for Christmas, so the next year I decided to get back at him and poison his cookies. Somehow, the bastard found out and killed my dad."
"What do you call a slutty dinosaur? A tricerathot"
"What did the frog say when he was asked how he knew so much about the new lili pad. Reddit"
"I hear China has abandoned it's one child policy, which is great news. I never could eat just the one"
"Just watched a woman put on her sunglasses before walking into a restaurant, in case you wondered what living in LA is like."
"The only time you have too much fuel is when you are on fire"
"""911 whats your emerge-"" I THOUGHT I COULD TAKE THESE PANTS OFF WITHOUT TAKING OFF MY SHOES"