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Joke of the Day

"Crucifixion of Jesus was not an easy task... ... however Romans nailed it."

"What's brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre"

"I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it."

"Why can't any of the seven dwarfs share the same name? Because that could create a pair o' Docs."

"What do you call earrings on a gay man? Queerings"

"What idiot called it Canada and not the US of Eh?"

"What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers? A virgin"

"I caught my girlfriend giving a midget a blowjob... ...I can't believe she'd stoop that low."

"Why did it have to be the dog? I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million."

"I tailgated a cop who pulled out of the doughnut shop so he'd know what it feels like when he follows me from the bars."