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Joke of the Day

"Punctuation can really change a sentence. For example, ""Let's eat kids"" becomes ""Let's eat punctuation""."

"Racist jokes my dad told me Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza A pizza can feed a family"

"What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want? They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east."

"I'm a polymorphic alien... ...and I have taken shape of this text, and at this very moment I am having sex with your eyeballs and by the smile on your face I can tell that you are enjoying it :)"

"Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm? Because it was humerus."

"Difference between gipsy and a pizza The pizza can feed a family of four"

"Be nice to a nerd. Prevent a supervillain."

"My handwriting has gotten pretty bad... I am the most illegible bachelor in my hometown!"

"Fill in the blank: Friends are like_____ mine is ""Friends are like trees, if you hit them with an axe they fall over."""

"Did you hear about the depressed horse? He told a tale of whoa!"