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Joke of the Day

"Punctuation can really change a sentence. For example, ""Let's eat kids"" becomes ""Let's eat punctuation""."

"Two Irish schoolboys... 1: Hey, Pat! What's the craic? 2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really? I thought you were only 15? 2: I am! 1: So what was it? Guiness? 2: No, it was water."

"Seven days with no food makes Juan week."

"I recently started my new job at the zoo circumcizing elephants... The pay isn't great, but the tips are huge."

"Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? ... Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?"

"A Sheep, a Drum, and a Snake fall off a cliff Baa-Dumm-Tsss"

"Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ? Because they both have ""Sandy claws"" !"

"How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but it takes eight million years."

"Why do elephants have 4 feet? Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do"

"What do gay Russian partners call each other? Cumrade"