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Joke of the Day
"What did Jay Z call his girlfriend when they were dating? A Feyonce"
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"I forgot how to throw a boomerang, but then it came back to me."
"Lightning never strikes twice in one place. Chuck Norris wont let it."
"I heard they were gonna make a movie about Michael Jackson It was gonna be titled ""50 Shades of Black""."
"I need beer money but I've probably captured my neighbor's cat and returned it for the reward one too many times."
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
"going to the doctors Doctor: You have hepatitis B Patient: Damn, what kind of hepatitis, though?"
"*walks into work 20 minutes late* *boss glares at me* ""Sorry. Traffic."" *boss gestures to my Starbucks cup* ""Oh this? I found it."""
"What do kinky ghosts enjoy? Boo-kake"
"I made up a joke about the 4th dimension It's about time."