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Joke of the Day

"News reports 5hr Energy may be linked to death. Don't know if it's an advertising gimmick or not but I bought a bunch to gift, just in case."

"Abortions are so fun... ...they really bring out the kid in you"

"There was a professional hockey player that had to go to an away game, but he couldn't take his dog along with him. He got 2 minutes for boarding."

"While we frantically work to solve the budget crisis, a much bigger threat looms. Cats are running out of funny photo poses."

"How to kill a hipster with 3 words Breathing is mainstream."

"What did Leonardo DaVinci call his house? The DaVinci Abode"

"Deleting cookies from my browser history is fine but I'd rather delete cookies from my eating history."

"What's an STD's favorite kind of pizza? Heperoni"

"Why are hurricanes named after girls. Because there not himicanes"

"So, a friend of the bride gives her a wedding gift... It is an Elsa mug. Why? Cause she should have let him go."