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Joke of the Day
"what do you call the most famous canadian hacking group? anonymoose."
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"The time for being a smartass isn't when someone is in a murderous rage. There's a discreet unmarked grave out there that'll attest to that."
"What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine? A punchline"
"Being baptized is like having antivirus for a PC It helps protect you from consequences of sinning going forward (but not guaranteed)"
"The bartender says, ""We don't serve time travelers in here."" A time traveler walks into a bar."
"beluga whale backstroke and blowing water http://youtu.be/M6f1vovJTP4"
"Want to hear a dirty joke? This boy trips and falls into some mud."
"Why'd the chicken cross the road Wtf Idk"
"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when you smack it."
"I named my dick ""The Truth"" Because bitches can't handle it."