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Joke of the Day
"What does an Alabama prostitute give her family? A discount!"
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"Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted."
"Silver and lead are sitting at a bar and gold walks in. Silver yells "" au, get outta here! """
"Has anyone's leg ever become pregnant with puppies?"
"Daughter: Dad do Zombies exist? Dad: No dear they're people wearing lots of makeup. Daughter: Oh like mommy? Dad: Close enough."
"Why was the math book sad? It had a lot of problems"
"I would teach Honey-boo-boo to speak in the third person, just to hear what she'd say if she had a small cut on her arm."
"Intellectual Joke Helium walks into a bar, The bar tender says ""We don't serve noble gases in here."" Helium doesn't react."
"The key to a successful weight loss program is a broken jaw I'd guess."
"I would make an economics joke But there's no demand"