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Joke of the Day
"Guess who's the central character in the next Aliens movie ... Ripley, believe it or not!"
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"I have a friend always ready for anything.. his name is Justin Case"
"Did you hear the one about Laurence the Roman Pot Smoker? It was High Larrius"
"I had plans to start researching sinkholes But they fell through"
"Will The Real Slim Shady please sit down Will The Real Slim Shady put his left arm in Now out Will The Real Slim Shady shake it all about"
"*84th flr* CW: You look sad, can I cheer you up? M: Heard Van Halen's ""Jump""? CW: Sure! Me: Jump out that window and sing it on the way down"
"Volkswagen How many Jews Can you fit in a Volkswagen? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and 6 million in the ashtray"
" You're born. You grow up. You believe in Santa. You stop believing in Santa. You look like Santa. You are Santa. You die."
"What do you get if you put morphine on your toast? Crumfortably Numb!"
"Australians don't have sex... They mate"