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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you put morphine on your toast? Crumfortably Numb!"
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"Lebron's life is like one big compass... He went South, His hairline went North, his dad went East and his mom went Delonte West."
"I lost my laptop on the beach yesterday Now it's a dell, rolling in the deep"
"Her: ""Add insult to injury why don't you"" Me: ""Your broken leg looks fat in that cast"""
"What do you call gummy semites? Chews!"
"I like my women like I like my cider... ... cold and dry ;)"
"To the guy who invented Zero... Thanks for nothing!"
"I love going climbing with my friends... They never fail to let me down."
"A man killed himself to find out what the afterlife was like. He was dying to know!"
"Why was the ocean so cranky? You'd be cranky too if you had crabs on your bottom."