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Joke of the Day
"Why'd you order the Fish n' Chips? For the Halibut."
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"Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for? Britney Spears"
"I like my women the way I like my pools... Filled with chlorine twice a month."
"You know she loves you when you wakeup in a pool of ice in the motel room bathtub with only one kidney removed."
"Clark Kent: Only kryptonite can kill me. Perry: What do you mean? Can't regular things kill you? Clark: Oh shit. Which guy am I right now!?"
"A roasted peanut is a regular peanut that was made fun of by celebrity peanuts."
"*starts petting a random dog in the park when I see my ex dog walking past*"
"Why did the ordinary man eat all the magic mushrooms? Because he wanted to be a fungi."
"Why did Hitler commit suicide? He saw the gas bill."
"How does Lady Gaga like her meat? raw raw raw raw raw"