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Joke of the Day
"Quick! Can fingerprints be pulled off a raccoon? No time! NO TIME!"
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"Why is it easy for chicks to talk ? Because talk is cheep !"
"Banana vs Vibrator"
"I'm sitting in a booster seat in the back of a minivan because I want to teach my kids right and my 8yo called shotgun fair & square."
"*DJ scratches a sick mix* [crowd goes wild] *DJ scratches a puppy's ear* [crowd ""awws""] *DJ scratches Lotto ticket* [crowd ""oohs""] *wins $1*"
"(NSFW) What do you call an infected vagina? A pussy pussy."
"What happens if you feed Link some Speed? .... you get a Hyperlink ..."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Camila ! Camila who ? Camila minute !"
"There's two types of people. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."
"I can't remember what 51, 6 and 500 are in Roman numerals... fcuking livid"