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Joke of the Day
"Quick! Can fingerprints be pulled off a raccoon? No time! NO TIME!"
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"Q: Why did Ariel wear seashells? A: Because she grew out of her B shells."
"Why do power lines hum? Because they don't know the words."
"What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs? A furrycanine"
"Change is inevitable Except when it comes to vending machines."
"Why cant billy ride the swings? he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there? Not billy"
"Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't a chicken."
"What do you call an std that only reptiles can get? Gatoraids."
"Why don't Donald Trump's fans care that his wife ripped off Michelle Obama's speech? Because none of them got to the point in school when they explained plagiarism is wrong"
"You really gotta hand it to short people... Because we can't reach it."