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Joke of the Day
"Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each side."
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"How do you find will smith in a blizzard? Look for fresh prince"
"When I say to my kids ""sit here and watch cartoons"" they hear ""come and bug me while I am trying to take naughty pictures for daddy."""
"The free sample lady just asked if I'd like to try some slow roasted pork loin and then did a hip thrust at me."
"I figure soon we will be grounding our children by sending them outside to play"
"What is the hardeast part about eating vegetables? Their wheelchairs"
"When you get a brain freeze from a margarita you know you have problems"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because she flirted with the road's husband."
"Was out a drive with my dyslexic mate... I notice there's something not right. ""Can you smell petrol?"" I say ""Smell petrol?! I can't even smell my name"""
"Q: Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love? A: They got married in the spring."