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Joke of the Day
"Bono played a prank on me yesterday and I wasn't happy. He really pushed me over The Edge."
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"I walked into a shop yesterday... 14 stitches."
"Life is like a box of chocolates, once you have kids it's gone."
"A group of dogs walk into a University. They approach the receptionist who says, ""Hi, can I help you?"" ""Yeah,"" one of the dogs reply, ""We wanna see our Masters."""
"My life is a lot like that driver who signals right, but turns left."
"What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack? The babies in my nutsack are still living."
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"I have a feeling drinking Coke all these years is probably more detrimental to polar bears than global warming."