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Joke of the Day

"Saying you like a lot of meat in your taco is received differently on Twitter than it is on Facebook. I know that now."

"What do you call Ralph Nader's alter ego? His alter-nader"

"Don't you hate when you do something out of the kindness of your heart & someone gets upset because you shoved a pack of gum in their mouth?"

"Women are like Hurricanes They come into your life wild and free and then leave with the PATIO FURNITURE WE BOUGHT TOGETHER SARAH YOU BITCH"

"The inventor of distorted mirrors has passed away. His funeral will be held in asymmetry."

"Somebody once told me in the middle of a huge machine gun battle that I always emphasize the boring parts of anecdotes, which made me sad."

"Eve says to Adam "" this salad is so good"" Adam says to Eve ""That's the basket with my dirty clothes"""

"YES! Some of the breast augmentation websites aren't blocked at work! SWEET FREEDOM!!!"

"What does a cannibal call a skateboarder? Meals on wheels."

"Was the principal's brother really a missionary? He certainly was. He gave the people of the Cannibal Islands their first taste of Christianity !"