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Joke of the Day

"In honour of St Patrick's day, can you guess my Irish name? Pat MiGroin. Yeah, my grandpa just told me that one...some visual images cannot be unseen."

"I just ran into my high school bully and it was great cause I'm doing well and he's 17 which is very old for a dog"

"What spell does a Hogwarts student use when they pregnant? fetus deletus!"

"I wish I knew before the wedding, That my marriage license had an expiry date."

"Why doesn't the U.S. government allow students to visit North Korea? They become victims of youth-in-asia!"

"Why do black people eat tootsie rolls with a fork? So they don't bite their fingers"

"What did the baby cigarette want to be when it grew up? a Drag Queen"

"What do you call a queue of boxers? A punchline."

"How many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? A lot, because they're fucking stupid."

"What do you call a time traveler who masturbated in the future? A blast from the past."