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Joke of the Day

"I had an argument with me Chemistry teacher today. I threw some NaCl at him and he yelled; ""HEY, THATS A SALT!"""

"Have you heard about what happened to that biggest sausage party last weekend? Nobody came."

"Uber is driving me to drink. Literally."

"I took my Biology exam last Friday I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Apparently ""Blacks"" and ""Mexicans"" were NOT the correct answers."

"Why did the condom go flying through the air? ... It got pissedoff."

"Computer problems can be solved with duct tape if you apply it directly to the mouth of the person asking you to help fix their computer."

"What's the difference between a corpse and a Chinese baby girl? 5 minutes"

"There's two types of people. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."

"How do you know when your sister's on her period? NSFW When your dad's dick tastes like blood."

"A joke about airport security The TSA. This concludes the joke about airport security."