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Joke of the Day

"When I tell jokes my friends call me a faggot but I suppose it's just because they think i'm a bundle of shticks."

"KIDS: [from the kitchen] dad...may we have ice cream? ME: no you may not [long pause] K: dad...may we be forgiven if we already had ice cream?"

"Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate? He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also."

"[wakes up from a 15 year coma] sweet, x files still goin strong"

"How can you spot the blind man at the nude beach? It ain't hard"

"Pirate walks into a bar... Bartender says, ""Is that a napkin on your head?"" Pirate replies "" No, it be a bounty""."

"All my friends clubbed together and got me a sweater I would've preferred a moaner or a screamer, but you can't have it all"

"If getting drunk and eating pizza rolls is wrong then maybe I don't fully comprehend how a kindergarten open house actually works."

"Have you heard about the midget psychic who broke out of jail? He's a small medium at large!"

"I was going to buy a drawbridge But apparently they're let downs."