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Joke of the Day

"When I tell jokes my friends call me a faggot but I suppose it's just because they think i'm a bundle of shticks."

"What did one ethuastic Electrician say to the other sad Electrician? Don't feel bad, YOU CONDUIT!!!"

"I'm diabetic, and I can't eat sweets It'll cost me an arm and a leg. (It's ok for me to post this, cos I am actually a diabetic)"

"So an Olympian walks into a bar... and is promptly disqualified from her final attempt at the high jump and has all her hopes and dreams of winning gold for her country destroyed."

"in an era of declining male friendship, the rap crew is a more appealing concept than ever"

"I got offered a job at a kaleidoscope company. I'm looking into it."

"My dad told me his New Years resolution was to embrace his mistakes. He hugged my sister and I :("

"Being poor means having to read the menu card from right to left."

"Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team? So that Minnesota does not get jealous."

"-I love you! -Me too! -You too what? -What you said -What did I say? -That -Say it -What? -I want u to say it -Well -and? -what? -Say it -it"