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Joke of the Day
"What website do southerns use to research their family tree? Incestry.com"
Next Joke
"Is it all black people that have a problem with slavery? Or just mine ?"
"HER: You almost ready to go to my mothers? ME: *looking out window wondering if the jump will only break a leg & not kill me* Be right down."
"I saw a black guy running from my home with a television I think to myself "" Isn't that mine ?"" Then i realized "" Nope, mine is at home picking cottons """
"So a guy walks into a bar with a gun... Who had sex with my wife!!? A man shouts from the back, *you don't have enough bullets bro*!"
"Tried to cover Miles Davis but failed miserably... I Kind of Blue it"
"What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs? The Girl Scout that got hit by a car."
"things u don't want to here at the doctors office (during prostate exam) 'look no hands'"
"Given their destructive force to homes, kids' birthday parties should get names like hurricanes do. Birthday Party Hugo."
"My Mother worries about me living in London sometimes. I tell her it's not London she has to worry about. I just injured myself on a potato."