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Joke of the Day

"Tried to cover Miles Davis but failed miserably... I Kind of Blue it"

"Officer: Soldier do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure buddy. Officer: That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again. Soldier do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: No SIR!"

"Has anyone seen my sex doll? Of course I checked the tree house. Oh wait, it's here on the front lawn, still in your wedding dress LOL"

"What goes oo oo oo. A cow with no lips."

"How does Hitler line people up to get ready for mass genocide? Jew by Jew"

"Two drunks are crawling on the railroad. One says ""I'm tired of climbing this ladder, when's our floor already?"" ""No worries, I see an elevator coming."""

"Did you hear about the cyclopic tutor? He had only one eye, but two pupils!"

"How does Austin Powers decide which guys he will sleep with? (NSFW) By giving them an oral test first. ""If you can gag me, you can shag me!"""

"Why legalize weed? Because it's 2015... http://i.imgur.com/PmlEqZ9.jpg"

"In a new interview, President Obama revealed that his daughter Malia recently went to her first prom. She wore a corsage on her wrist while her date wore a red laser dot on his head."