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Joke of the Day

"Shooting guns is a stupid hobby. Its much easier and more cost efficient to shoot targets!"

"What's the husband's equivalent of a wife counting the days since her last period? A husband counting the days since he last had sex."

"GF: I'm sick of communicating via walkie talkies. I think we should breakup ME: we should breakup what? OVER GF: its over ME: its what? OVER"

"How many honest intelligent caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them."

"My daughter kept begging me to get her a new toy, so I went to a store and got a bunch of lego for her To this day, I am surprised that the store accepts kids as payment"

"What's the difference between your mom and a bowling ball? You can eat a bowling ball."

"When picking partners for a trust fall . . . . . . Always choose the ground. The ground will always catch you."

"What are your go to jokes? I was at an event the other day and someone asked ""So... anyone know any jokes?"" What's everyone's ""go to"" joke in social situations?"

"Why did the computer act crazy? It had a screw loose."

"Jail is a prison term. And that was a prison sentence"