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Joke of the Day

"I hate when people say that I don't like black people I love black people if I could I wold buy myself a few (I'm not a racist in real life though)"

"What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks? A Roman Catholic."

"My wife really wanted a dog, so I bought her a pug. Despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes and rolls of fat, the dog really seems to like her."

"You think your spouse loves you?Put them & a dog in the trunk of the car for a day. When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?"

"This: sentence: is: sick: it has :cancer."

"I thought I saw a pizza in the sexy underwear ad. ...oops, wrong subliminal"

"I had so much sex... and I was so sexually drained, you could say I was fucking retarded."

"What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand? A community centre"

"The worst part of forgetting a woman's name... Is when you can't quite come up with it, but she's right on the tip of your tongue."

"Unexpected sex... ....is a great way to wake up. If you are not in a prison."