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Joke of the Day

"If you want to know how Irish my family is, my parents don't have a liquor cabinet, they have a liquor closet Right next to the beer fridge"

"How did Jesus feel after the Romans killed him? He felt pretty cross."

"~tips fedora at mosquito~ Mlaria"

"What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room? A full set of teeth."

"Have you heard the Joke about Hiroshima? I hear it's explosive...."

"JESUS: today im going to walk on water JUDAS: NO DONT-- [jesus walks onto ocean. entire ocean turns to wine. all ocean life dies instamtly]"

"What's the difference between Joan Crawford and an abortion doctor ? When Joan used a coat-hanger on Cheryl, she was already out of the womb."

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A total rip off."

"*LIGHTHOUSE* BATMAN - You call? L/HOUSE KEEPER - Shit, not again man. I am so sorry. BATMAN - Dead seagull on the light? LK -*Nods*"

"Coffee, Chocolate, Men. Some things are just better rich."