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Joke of the Day
"Coffee, Chocolate, Men. Some things are just better rich."
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"So I just moved to a new area... And as usual I had to tell everyone that I am a registered sex offender. Just kidding, nobody's found out yet."
"There's no use crying over spilt milk. Particularly skimmed milk. Skimmed milk is watery enough without you sobbing into it."
"I'm so sick of gravity! It's really brining me down."
"To gangs that carve their names into public toilet seats: A) Why? B) Haha, you touched a public toilet seat."
"My resolution for the new year is... 1080p"
"Michelle Obama & Melania Trump meeting: *shaking hands* Michelle: Hi, I'm Michelle. Melania: Hi, I'm Michelle."
"How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they have machines for that these days"
"[Joker has Robin tied up] ""If you want to see the Boy Wonder alive, come to the old-"" ""Nope. Also he's allergic to peanuts. Like real bad."""
"Without nipples, breasts would be pointless."