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Joke of the Day

"What's the best part about showering with a 7 year old girl? You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy."

"Why was the mermaid embarrassed and crying in the classroom? She forgot her Algae-bra. Ha.."

"Why do white girls go out in odd numbers? Because they can't even."

"What is a redditors worst nightmare? [removed]"

"Why are fried onions like a photocopy machine? They keep repeating themselves."

"Magic Q: What does ""Magic"" stand for in Ervin ""Magic"" Johnsons' name? A: **M**y **A**ss **G**ot **I**nfected **C**oach!"

"What's Bill Cosby's favorite cheese? Camembert."

"Despite other issues one aspect of Pokemon Go is perfect: You're always encountering new and interesting bugs."

"What do you do if an elephant comes through your front door? Swim towards a window"

"How do you know when spring is here? the Leafs are out!"