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Joke of the Day
"I like my Facebook messages like my Fast & Furious movies: unseen."
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"What do a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets"
"Overweight people know they're overweight, tall people know they're tall, why is it that stupid people don't know what they are?"
"*Orders pizza* What a night *Phone buzzes* And a text? Killing it *checks phone* ok that was the pizza confirmation but still cruising"
"What do you call a lame horse? Elmer"
"If Trump gets the Presidency, he'll ban all shredded cheese from being bought... He wants to make America grate again."
"""Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."""
"Why do all Pirates wear eye patches? Chuck Norris."
"Having a one night stand with a beautiful woman (NSFW) and she says, ""Give me 9 inches and hurt me."" So I fucked her 3 times and I slapped her."
"Mom, mom, everyone at school says I have a big mouth... dont listen to them honey, but bring the shovel so I can give you your medicine."