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Joke of the Day
"Most people have 32 teeth, some have 10... It's simple meth."
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"GF: ""I'm telling you now! Size does not matter, it doesn't make you any less important."" BF: ""Yeah? Well explain that to Pluto."""
"You know what they say about fast typers?[OC] They can make a girl qwert Credit: sumkid (Maria) and I"
"Sleeping with me is a lot like sleeping with a stuffed animal. But that's only after I've eaten Mexican food."
"How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish? Once."
"The Chinese police made an arrest today, but he wasn't charged. They arrested the Wong man."
"Me: You know what cures a headache right? Wife: Tylenol Me: You know what else cures a headache? Wife: Advil Me: You know what else ......"
"'Expect the unexpected' Now that would make the unexpected the expected, but since the expected is being expected, then that would mean it wasn't the unexpected, so what the fuck do we expect?"
"Skin divers How many skin divers does it take to circumcise a blue whale Four"
"*SEXIST* If the man's bathrooms on the left, where is the woman's... Even further left because they HAVE NO RIGHTS!"