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Joke of the Day
"My hands got into an argument last night One was right and the other left"
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"I need to stop seeing caution tape as some kind of finish line."
"Every time I read news about ISS Im like what did ISIS do this time... half way through the article... how the hell did they get to space. Oh wait damn you dyslexia!! edit: joke"
"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got assassinated"
"What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich? ""There goes my hero"""
"What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards? It keeps coming and coming and coming..."
"Why do you never tease a fat girl with lisp? Because she's thick and tired of it."
"Starting a Mexican boy band named Juan Direction."
"My youngest son gave me a dead leg yesterday. Now I'm wondering where he got it from."
"This is probably a controversial take but I think the sanitation worker responsible for garbage collection on Sesame Street should be fired."