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Joke of the Day

"What did the Grapefruit basketball coach say to the worst player on the team? You're going to have to ci-tris one out."

"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back to you? A stick"

"Recently girls have been mistaking me as British, It's because, honey, when I nut, ""Cheerio!"""

"Did you hear about all the Pokemon that died in the fire? All that was left was Ash"

"What's the difference between a pizza and a hippy chick? You don't peel the crust off the pizza before you eat it"

"The E. coli in the city water supply means I am just one glass away from my goal weight."

"How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, but they have to be very tiny"

"""Nietzsche, what's the matter?"" ""Nothing."""

"What did the Mexican firefighter call his two sons? Jose and Hose-B"

"If Socrates had been a woman, he would've said: All I know is that I have all these clothes, but I have nothing to wear."