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Joke of the Day
"*Knock Knock* Come in."
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"What's the difference... What's the difference between Pussy and Cunt? Pussy is warm, furry and wonderful ! Cunt is, unfortunately, in charge of pussy..."
"What did the fish say before he hit the wall? Oh, Dam."
"This ATM will not give me free money no matter how many times I try the Konami Code."
"How can my wife's hands not open a jar of pickles in the day, but become superhuman vice-grips at night when I want some covers?"
"Due to the impending snowstorm on the east coast The center for Global Warming research will be closed due to blizzard until further notice."
"Why are school shooters more likely to be white people? White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood."
"I once played the back end of a wasp in a pantomime play. But I thought I was the bees' knees..."
"I dig, you dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig.... Its not a beautiful poem, but its very deep."
"How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour."