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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the process of creatively making drip coffee? Arts and carafes."
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"Why did the police beat the black man after he was executed in the electric chair? He was resisting."
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"Who knows about math and science and is always close by? An engi-near!"
"How many elves does a german santa have? Elf."
"How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden"
"I just sent out my daily 6am text to a random number saying ""I hit Zack with my truck. I'm going to need to use your hacksaw to cut him up."""
"Who's the only person known to have had sex with OP's mom? Sheriff Andy Taylor"
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