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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the process of creatively making drip coffee? Arts and carafes."
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"My friend said he found a website that represents my sex life. I tried to look for it and an error came up saying, ""404-Not found"". Strange, I must have a bad connection."
"If you were anti-pencil Would you be erasist?"
"Haven't seen any UFOs lately. Wondering if the galaxy is downsizing their space programs too."
"I bought my wife a wooden leg for Christmas... ...it's not her main present - just a stocking filler!"
"""Space heater"" is a pretty ambitious name. How about ""shin warmer?"""
"Why is the ocean always wet? Because wherever she is, she's always getting rode."
"A girl approaches a guy... Girl: Do you drink? Guy: No. Girl: Do you do drugs? Guy: No. Girl: Do you watch porn? Guy: No. Girl: Then how do you have fun? Guy: I lie to people."
"What kind of murderer has moral fiber? A cereal killer"
"Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth"