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Joke of the Day

"I was going to tell a joke about sodium But Na"

"Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat."

"I started flossing again recently to remove food from between my teeth I never realized just how much blood I was eating"

"So I broke my Nokia today."

"If you ever need someone to look like a complete idiot in your photographs, I'm your guy."

"Why are all female moths lesbians? They aren't attracted to moth balls."

"What do you call a Gay Dictator? A bendy ruler."

"We always bought our cars used, this one was as black as the night- -that is, until we washed it!!!"

"As a gift to my girlfriend, Tola, I tattooed her name on myself in the mirror and I think that says alot"

"Interviewer: Why did you apply for this job? Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me."