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Joke of the Day
"If you ever need someone to look like a complete idiot in your photographs, I'm your guy."
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"You have 2,000 friends on FB and your profile pic was taken in the mirror? You couldn't find one of your ""friends"" to take it?"
"I love throwing house warming parties But for some reason the police keep calling it 'Arson'."
"I waited for so long at the doctor's office that by the time they called me it was time for my follow-up appointment."
"What do you call a river that's an actor? Russell Flow"
"As the officer approached my car I took a big pull of helium from the balloon and started crying"
"What do you call it when a DJ doesn't wear a period appropriate costume? Era Error"
"Why didn't the two introverts go camping? Because it's two fucking in tents."
"""Reddit is a shopping website"" That's what my sister said."
"People say I'm too condescending. (That means I talk down to them)"