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Joke of the Day
"If you ever need someone to look like a complete idiot in your photographs, I'm your guy."
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"Say, did you hear the one about the three holes in the ground? No? Well, well,well."
"Why do Native Americans hate snow? 'cause it's white and all over their fucking land!"
"How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they would just beat the room for being dark."
"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance We'll see about that."
"""I shit you not"" - Yoda claiming dibs on the bathroom"
"Lawyers out there, if I see any of my Tweets being used on Comedy Central can I sue..... Oh you don't think that will ever be an issue, okay"
"Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?"
"How do you show a Muslim Girl you're into her? You pull your Dick Out for Haram Bae"
"Why are Atheists so resistant to video game cheats? They don't believe in godmode"