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Joke of the Day

"Me: So if I call Canada it's billed as international? Phone rep: Yes. Cuz Canada is a country. Me: You should hear how ridiculous you sound."

"What type of sense of humor does rain have? -A very wet sense of humor"

"[house hunting] Loved that one. Great price & the owner seemed trustworthy HER: It was next to a sewage plant & he had three eyepatches on"

"Two black men are in a car. Who's driving? The policeman."

"What if I color on you? What if I run a truck along your back? Steal your toy? Throw a ball? Spit food at you? - My toddler, wooing the dog"

"My girlfriend might be a cheater.. She's taking a trip to Bang-cock!!"

"What does a Mexican Morpheus say? Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door..."

"How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter? Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback"

"People who tie their sweaters around their necks look like they were giving somebody a piggyback ride before the person got Raptured."

"I keep a knife in my Bible so if someone wants to kill me, I ask to read it & when I get to the 6th Commandment, I stab them in the face."