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Joke of the Day
"rachel ray and the hulk have a baby muppet cookey monster"
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"So i worked at the USPS...I'm apparently not the ""man"" for the..... the sub its named for."
"What do you call a cow... What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean Beef. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with epilepsy? Beef Jerky."
"Two muffins are sitting in an oven The first one says ""Man it sure is hot in here"" The second one replies ""JESUS RIVERDANCING CHRIST A TALKING MUFFIN!"""
"What does spinach and anal sex have in common? If you had it as a child, you more likely don't like it."
"According to the police report, waking up in your lover's arms is only romantic when they know how you got in their house."
"In Russia, if you're blue, and you don't where to go to, why don't you go where fashion sits: Putin on the Ritz"
"Peter Pan escaped the adult world... ...by becoming an alcoholic. He goes by Peter the Panhandler now."
"Why aren't broken bones a problem in India? Everyone is already in a caste"
"What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children? 1%"