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Joke of the Day
"Who was the burger's favourite all-time movie director? Sizzle B. DeMille!"
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"How do you starve an black man? Hide his food stamps under his work boots."
"I wish you were ketchup.... ...So you could squirt on my Weiner!"
"I hear that in Star Wars 8 they're going to introduce Han's perpetually depressed younger brother... His name is Y Solo."
"How did the Hispanic secret agent introduce himself? Bondo. Jaime Bondo."
"The German chancellor is traveling to greece She arrives at immigration and the immigration officer says ""nationality?"" The chancelor says ""German"" Officer: occupation? Chancelor: no not this time."
"*Feels the chill* Chill: I have a boyfriend"
"Awful pun I came up with whilst drunk last night. Who is the Australian Frankesntein's favourite singer? Rihanna, mate."
"Dark humor is like a child with terminal cancer It never gets old"
"What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid? Drop the base."