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Joke of the Day
"I'm gonna make you .org until you .com everywhere."
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"You know what they say about girls with big feet...? They gotta wear big shoes."
"[interview] ""what's you're biggest weakness?"" *whispers* ""sorry i couldn-"" I CANT CONTROL MY VOLUME"
"What happens when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?"
"Whats the difference between a mosquito and a hooker? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking."
"Who are the best readers in the world? Suicide jumpers : hundreds of stories in a few seconds"
"Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory."
"""So we kill a tree"" Ok ""And put it inside our house"" Nice ""Then we hang up some socks"" I'm with ya ""And then we drink egg milk punch"" What"
"Have you heard about the jewish comedian? They say he Israeli funny."
"Funny joke v0.01 What's black all over? Niggers."