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Joke of the Day

"Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory."

"My girlfriend is NOT a library book You hear that guys? Stop checking her out."

"""Please don't put a million dumb photos of me on your Facebook... it just annoys your friends"" Every baby"

"They say being gay isn't a choice but i *chose* to blow those dudes"

"I reached blindly inside my cavernous mom bag for a lip balm and I touched something I didn't recognize. Go on without me."

"I watched a horror porn set in a campground... It was fucking in tents."

"I was going to post this funny incest joke last night... But I was too busy nailing OP's mom"

"I chose to be gay because women are such assholes to me. Fuck em"

"Channing Tatum's next movie... Magic Mike - Big & Tall"

"What do French people call a really bad Thursday? A trajeudi."