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"Funny joke v0.01 What's black all over? Niggers."
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"Liam Neeson's wife asks him to do some household chores Taken: Out the Garbage"
"Cop- Do you know why I pulled you over? Me- Because I fucked your mom? Cop- Get out of the car! Me- Wait! Don't I get another guess?"
"The World Cup has an official song. The official anthem is ""We Will Find a Way."" It narrowly beat out the other contender, ""I Feel Someone's Teeth in My Shoulder."""
"Wife: you're drunk Me: no'm not Wife: I'M JUST A POOR BOY NOBODY LOVES ME Me: HE JURSTA PRO BROY FUMMA FLOOR FLAMLEE Wife: Me: ok lil bit"
"I was brought up as an only child. I enjoyed it, but it used to really piss off my sister."
"Russian History in five words ...And then things got worse."
"My mirror and my camera have two completely different ideas of what I look like!"
"Are you a can of mountain dew? Cause I'd mountain dew you."
"You drop ONE baby and everyone's all like, ""Quit juggling babies Steve. You're the worst babysitter ever!"""