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Joke of the Day

"2 Indian guys accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine... Both were rushed to hospital. One's in a korma, the other's got a dodgy tikka."

"Exercise machines are just torture devices with better marketing campaigns."

"Did you hear about the new emo pizza? You just make fun of it, and it cuts itself!"

"A group of musicians walk into an Italian restaurant. The host says ""I am a sorry. We a cannot a serve you. You are a band."""

"My son is 2,000 years old and still lives with His parents. #loser"

"What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog."

"I know I'm getting old when I see a beautiful 19 year old girl and I wonder what her mother looks like."

"To err is human; to moo bovine."

"What did they call the documentary about Lorena Bobbit? American Snipper"

"What's the best way to catch a fish? Have someone throw it at you."