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Joke of the Day
"What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common? They don't want to pay for mods."
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"I'm sick of people saying, ""Its political correctness gone mad!"" That's offensive. You should say ""Its political correctness gone mentally ill""."
"A sodium atom undergoes a vigorous reaction with flourine... How do you feel?"" Asks the fluoride ion. ""Positively shell shocked"" the sodium ion replied."
"There's no excuse for laziness.. but if you find one, let me know."
"Told my boss I would be turning in my badge and my gun. He said you work in IT, why do you have a gun?"
"[caveman scratches a cave painting of an elephant onto the cave wall] ELEPHANT: delete it"
"What do your mother and the ground have in common? They are always full of seed."
"Did you hear about the blind circumciser? He got the sac"
"If my next of kin takes a nap.. Can i call him Napkin?"
"My friend's a scientist and accidentally chilled his lab rat to absolute zero... At first the rat was just frozen, but he's 0K now."