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Joke of the Day

"[ouija board] ""Spirits are u there? I A M H E R E. Y O U W A N N A T A L K? Y O U W A N N A H A N G O U T? [squints] ""A needy board?"""

"Sister posted on FB: pray for me, I have a test tomorrow. My comment: it's cheating if Jesus helps you. Solidifying my black sheep status"

"My cat deleted my final thesis. Don't believe me? Cats can handle mice."

"What does a taxidermist do for a living? Oh you know... stuff..."

"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Eggs can't cum."

"What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over? Cry me a peninsula."

"A dyslexic walks into a bra..."

"What do you call Trump riding the presidential plane? Hair Force One"

"my test required a number two, pencil i thought it was a pretty shitty requirement"

"Male seahorses get pregnant. In related news, scientists believe men who tell women what to with their bodies come back as seahorses."