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Joke of the Day
"What did the wall say the the other wall Meet you at the corner"
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"Anything I search on the internet just shows weird porn... What is the world coming to?? [ https://explosm.net/comics/2576/ ]"
"What did the biologist's sister say to her sister after she dropped a beaker on her foot... Mitosis"
"What did the man say to the priest at the beach? Do you mind getting out of my son."
"If you're the guard at a Samsung store ... Does that make you the guardian of the galaxy?"
"TIFU by going to Subway instead of Quiznos Oops, wrong sub"
"All it took was a skirt and one strong gust of wind and all of a sudden, my spirit animal is Hello Kitty."
"Or any other Lie! Bro1: Why are you upset? Bro2: I text my GF but she doesn't reply back Bro1: Don't be upset bro, she may doesn't see it, or his mobile dead or she was sleeping or any other lie..."
"I hope I don't have to face rich French Renaissance citizens as enemies in video games. They would be overpowdered."